today in theater someone asked my friend if he was pro gay and he was like “im not pro gay but im not amateur gay either”
A guy photoshops celebrities into all of his holiday party photos
this is my favorite post ever
You know who is really good at taking selfies?
These commercials would be so much better if they left them in.
The horrible moment when you can feel someone losing interest in you
If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore
Ariel you whore.
OMG HE WAS SLEEPING WITH HIS NOSE JUST ABOVE WATER LEVEL
let’s have ***
(Uncensored for adults) lets have egg
stay away from me